I can see it now… We’ve had our initial chat. You found out 80% of the work can be done remotely. Maybe even less – it depends on your interview. You soon realise it’s bread and butter work in comparison to your experience. You’re delighted that there’s hope of a new job around the corner. Jamie then informs you of the average length of service a consultant has held with this employer. Flexibility, workload, security – “he’s pulling my leg,” you think. I’m looking to pull the leg of an Engineer’s who’s ripe and ready to assist with the technical approval of drainage designs associated with planning applications, road agreements (S38/278) and rail. Initially up until March 2021 but with scope to continue moons after. I’m looking to speak with people today. Click apply to send me your CV. I can appreciate this may be locked on a floppy-disk somewhere, that’s okay. Send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with very short summary about yourself and we can have a chat before progressing. Oyster are completely compliant with GDPR and your data will not be shared with any other party without your explicit permission.